Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics is a funny golf blog focused on providing fictional conversations that take place on the pga tour. It also covers/makes fun of the media coverage of tour as well. Below is a snippet from one of the recent postings.
Tiger: Wow, theres a visual I didn’t need. And like your 2004 does anything for the tour and you’re still the most boring guy to watch win 9 tournaments we can find. You make Duval look like Mr. Excitement. Besides, that was then, this is now. For 2005 it’s Tiger 1, rest of you guys 0 in tourneys that matter. Plus, I didn’t just win Augusta, I set up one of the all-time commercial opps with that pitch on 16 hanging on the lip with the Nike logo sitting there for all to see. Why do you think I was grinding over that thing, it was an easy enough chip but it took a while to do the math on the revolutions needed and the distance covered to get it to hang right there before going in. Now that’s adding value for your sponsors, I would’ve done the math quicker but I only finished two years at Stanford.
Funny stuff. Head on over to Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics for some funny conversations.